Smokey-Chipmunk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bob the Ball]

Awesome

I really like it, the music, the pictures, the narrator, it just all worked together so damn well.

Also.. POST THAT FUCKING SONG ONLINE SOMEWHERE. It rocked my socks. Try some music service like ic-musicmedia.com or something. I want that song, dammit.

mlaskaris responds:

IC-Musicmedia.com had no METAL section, so they're not gonna work. I sent a link to the email address in your profile.

["Bonerplex" Episode 3]

Eh..

The drawings were incredible, but the story was boring and unfunny. Plus I didn't watch the credits all the way through but they seemed like they'd take longer than the actual movie. Very clear sound although some of the music didnt do it for me. Turn down the audio quality, man. For a 30 second cartoon, 2.6 megs is unacceptable. Most of that is in the song during the credits

kishartdotcom responds:

yea.. i noticed that the only people who comment badly on it, are the ones who dont have some form of highspeed connection... the others simply enjoy the animation.

whatever..

call me crazy...

but, when i hear a flash animation i spent a good 3 hours on, i want to enjoy it... not scoff at myself for lowering the sound quality below norm, and then having to live with hearing my voice all SCRATCHY, and flat...

not happening.. thanks for the good commentary though @w@... thats always welcome ;)

[Two More Clocks]

Couldnt finish it

Thejokes were bad, the intro dragged out, and there's barelyany actual qanimation. So why did this cause you so much stress? Couldn't get your robot voices just right?

CandleClock responds:

:O thats exactly what went wrong!! how did you know? pfff jackass

[I need cash]

GREATEST CAR SIM EVER

I Could drive that little car for ages. Seriously everyone, this is one of the best car games I've seen on the net. Here's a super secret tip: If you wanna drive on the secret donut track, you gotta sit through this bad animation about a kid and a skateboard.

Bill responds:

Thanks, when I was making this I was thinking of taking out the car but I thought of all the people who would like it so I guess I made the right choice, I will make more movies with the car in the preloader.

[Being Cloned would suck]

Lip Syncing still off

Try streaming your audio, something didnt "change between the .fla and the .swf". It's the manner you play your audio. Stream it! If you dont know how, I'm sure some 12 year old would be glad to tell you on the forum

Lordbenny responds:

Yeah, I guess I'd probably learn a little more about flash if I read the tutorials that came with it.

[Tripwood and J]

Wow

Basically one angle, looped movie clips, bad drawings, what's not to love!

You're also missing a bassist, and your guitar only has 5 strings. And your drums are just plain messed. Two high-hats, two floor toms, and some mysterious throbbing bass drum. Odd.

MadManWithAnAxe responds:

The perfect way to get a movie done in 30 minutes

[Mac Switch Parody]

Holy Crap

You couldn't hear the thing's voice over the music, you're grey circle (what talent) hardly moves, and If you dont like Macs, dont use em. How many "peecees suxx0rs" movies do you see out there? Thats right, none. Email me if you reply to this.

Cloud-Clock responds:

yes well thats my next project. a "peecees suxx0rs" movie and i t will be dedicated to you

[Bird-Viewed Mexican 3]

Holy crap

I cant beleived you chinced out on the graphics like that. Two circles = a mexican? Now, I get it, it's supposed to be a sombraro. But couldn't you have thrown in some legs or maybe something that wasnt a tween? Damn. And nobody walks in zig-zags. Except for those people in Washington....

Skeptical-Mind responds:

lol...i love simple things...at least did you saw it ALL...
I laughed so much at that " And nobody walks in zig-zags. Except for those people in Washington.... "

[FANTASTIC shootout =)]

Oh I am so gunna BLAM you

Im just kiddin. This aint the best but I dont think it's Blamworthy. Plus, you al,ready made it past the threshold.
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Now for REAL input,
-Add faces, when the popo was flying over the walls, It looked like he was goin backwards the way the helmet/hat was drawn. Even if it's just eyes.
-I liked the fading to white, use appropriately.
-Dont just show people shooting with a flashing background, it looks bad.
-Add a story, like a robber shooting at a bank
-Use more of the Blurry effects (like the trails when the dude runs)
-Dont call it fantastic
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Y ou wanted input, there you go.

BazzMann responds:

dont scare a man like that with a title with 'BLAM' in it! my first instinct was "oh no, another prick writing 'yOu SuX DiC COkFuKKuR, BLAMmED' ". But to my surprise, you had a good, well-rounded review (EXCEPT THE 9 FOR VIOLENCE!!!) and some really good constructive critisism... Ill make doubly sure to include your ideas in my next move... I might even put a pair of eyes in!

[Luigi's Frustration]

Not Bad

I know that lip sync is a bitch. Goog for you for not taking the cheap way out by using a movie clip. I liked your drawing style. Overall a pretty good movie.

MetalMaverick responds:

MOVIE CLIP!
NOW HE TELLS ME!
Just kidding... yea I was trying to avoid the whole bad lip sync look, but it can get tempting after a while.