Smokey-Chipmunk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bird-Viewed Mexican 3]

Holy crap

I cant beleived you chinced out on the graphics like that. Two circles = a mexican? Now, I get it, it's supposed to be a sombraro. But couldn't you have thrown in some legs or maybe something that wasnt a tween? Damn. And nobody walks in zig-zags. Except for those people in Washington....

Skeptical-Mind responds:

lol...i love simple things...at least did you saw it ALL...
I laughed so much at that " And nobody walks in zig-zags. Except for those people in Washington.... "

[Crawling Video]

I could only wathc the first tn seconds of it.

ok, it is NOT timed with the movie and you'll have to accept this. You NEED to STREAM the sound. In the sound panel, your audio file with have a few options. Default is Event. Which is what you have. If you STREAM it, not only will you cut down the file size, but it will follow the timeline in sync.
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Even though I think Linkin Park is the next gayest thing to Limp Bizkit, Im here to rate videos, not people's horrible taste in pop music.

[FANTASTIC shootout =)]

Oh I am so gunna BLAM you

Im just kiddin. This aint the best but I dont think it's Blamworthy. Plus, you al,ready made it past the threshold.
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Now for REAL input,
-Add faces, when the popo was flying over the walls, It looked like he was goin backwards the way the helmet/hat was drawn. Even if it's just eyes.
-I liked the fading to white, use appropriately.
-Dont just show people shooting with a flashing background, it looks bad.
-Add a story, like a robber shooting at a bank
-Use more of the Blurry effects (like the trails when the dude runs)
-Dont call it fantastic
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Y ou wanted input, there you go.

BazzMann responds:

dont scare a man like that with a title with 'BLAM' in it! my first instinct was "oh no, another prick writing 'yOu SuX DiC COkFuKKuR, BLAMmED' ". But to my surprise, you had a good, well-rounded review (EXCEPT THE 9 FOR VIOLENCE!!!) and some really good constructive critisism... Ill make doubly sure to include your ideas in my next move... I might even put a pair of eyes in!

[Super Console Wars Part 2]

so.. many.. video game... references...

Loved it when lukigi played duck hunt. fucking hilarious. A video game reference every half second. booya

[S K A T E V I D E O]

Fucking smooth animation

Although stick animation are getting tiresome, this one is good. You NEED to stream you sound, which will lower the filesize, and 56k users will have more patience.

[This is KoRn]

I lurve KoRn

I've always loved this toon. Dont know why it's not at LEAST in the low 3s (rating-wise). Great Job. Shoulda reviewed earlier. Rag on Linkin Park. Cause they suck. And they're for teeny-boppers. Yep.

[Supremor 2 (Razoric.com)]

Pretty good

BUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I KNOW THA SONG FROM? This is gunna kill me. I think it was a flash cartoon.. or a tv show... or..
*jumps out window

[Luigi's Frustration]

Not Bad

I know that lip sync is a bitch. Goog for you for not taking the cheap way out by using a movie clip. I liked your drawing style. Overall a pretty good movie.

MetalMaverick responds:

MOVIE CLIP!
NOW HE TELLS ME!
Just kidding... yea I was trying to avoid the whole bad lip sync look, but it can get tempting after a while.

[Nazi Punks Fuck Off-DK]

*cough

A while ago I saw two guys kissing in the park. Until now, that was the gayest thing I've ever seen.

[Dark Side Switch Campaign]

Fucking Awesome

I dont know wheather you're making fun of Macs, or not, but this is EXACTLY like their current ad campaign. The music was perfect and when he states his job at the end, it's so funny. Keep it up. Maybe make a few?